There's a ton of stuff that didn't make it into the final article that should have been worth noting...but in the interest of not writing another three page article, I thought I'd bring some stuff into the forums for the Gamepack thread. So without further adieu, here are more of those priceless tips from your friendly homeless Russian with the shifty eyes:

In case you didn't know that cherries=stars, well, I suppose now you know.

Use this vague tip to win at Zelda II!

This is just ricockulous.

In case you didn't know how to pick items up...

Good luck, you'll need it!

Some more crappy art zaniness for Punch-Out.

Doesn't it look like Link is begging the Octrock not to attack?

They stole the clip art, but couldn't gank the logo? Kinda reminds me of some sort of gray market garbage you'd find in some Indian bazaar amongst a slew of pirate carts.
Aaaaaaaanyways, feel free to add your own two cents on these things...especially if you remember these growing up!