What else can I say other than
Ninjabread Man is garbage. Let me break it down. It's got four levels that take all of an hour to beat, it's ugly, the music drills into your very soul, and to top it off, Ninjabread Man is the lamest mascot since the Hamburger Helper glove - or that fox from those work at home commercials....you know, crazyfox<insert number here>.com
So what else is there to say....well, it's $20 and still not even worth it. But that's all in the article - which you should go and read NOW. Go on.