Jesus christ.....this one was painful.
No it wasn't because I liked this game deep down and I resent myself for forcing a write-up on it, nor was it because I'm a softy. The main reason is because I got too ambitious after the Bug Island article. The end result is an update that took over a month and a nine minute Blind Date spoof that, while I'm pretty proud of it, has been the bane of my existence for the last three god forsaken weeks. Let me change that a bit, Pinnacle Studio 10 has been the bane of my existence for the last three weeks. The movie has been scrapped and rebuilt about 7 times before I finally got it saved. I almost regret having a legit copy of Studio 10....but the USB Dazzle video capture is just too damn cool for when I need to bring the old 3DO out for some Gamescrapping. Outside of movies that the hardware captures, Studio 10 can suck cocks in hell.
Anyways, back to 7 Sins. For a game that wore its "Adults Only 18+" rating like that nerd in high school wore his "Proud to be an Eagle Scout" shirt, it turned out to be a piece of crap in a genre that is already saturated in it. Euro-trashy people dressed in tighty whities yiffing each other like a couple of plushies, having to deal with a fat bald guy with a food fetish, or getting waaaaay too friendly with another fat bald guy in a restaurant cooler was just too much. I thought the reason for playing an adult game was to see some rendered virtual goods on good looking virtual women? Like I stated in the article, this is just a crappy asshole simulator with a bunch of lame mini games.
Check it out, y'all
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