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Title: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: Dr. Swank on February 21, 2008, 05:28:44 PM We have a new article! (http://gamescrap.com/index.php/Total-Recall/Total-Recall.html) This game was horrible when it first came out and it's even worse today. Taking into mind that it came out in 1990 (ie waaaay past the prime of the NES) goes to show that it was a half-assed effort from the beginning.
So what does Total Recall have to offer us? Well, aside from the fact that it's an 8-bit NES game based off of a R-rated movie, it's got jumping pink midgets that can knock Arnold out (not to mention they have better reach) and the lamest obstacle in gaming history: getting punched through glory holes in a fence. Awesome (http://www.gamescrap.com/images/stories/totalrecall/omfg.jpg). At this point, the Gamescrap logo should make a little more sense and that there was a method to its madness. Title: Re: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: mstygerlille on February 22, 2008, 04:30:20 PM good god, not the govenator! lol....
Title: Re: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: Dr. Swank on February 25, 2008, 12:08:51 AM good god, not the govenator! lol.... Yeah, he'd never lend HIS name to a shoddy product. Title: Re: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: mstygerlille on February 25, 2008, 12:48:02 AM im sure he would, but i an never understand a word he says anyway
Title: Re: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: Dr. Swank on February 26, 2008, 11:28:17 PM Ahhh Sylvester Stallone is faaaaar worse. Did you see the new Rambo movie? Good god.
Title: Re: Midgets, glory holes, and melons: it's Total Recall! Post by: mstygerlille on February 27, 2008, 01:52:18 AM i cant say i want to run out and see it, besides, i have a problem with action heros smaller than me.... hes like 5'4"..... im so not scared.... plus he has old man boobies cause hes not on steroids anymore...... plus i cant understand him..... :D
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