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Title: 7 Sins: Adults Only action without the money shot Post by: Dr. Swank on October 05, 2007, 02:29:59 PM Jesus christ.....this one was painful.
No it wasn't because I liked this game deep down and I resent myself for forcing a write-up on it, nor was it because I'm a softy. The main reason is because I got too ambitious after the Bug Island article. The end result is an update that took over a month and a nine minute Blind Date spoof that, while I'm pretty proud of it, has been the bane of my existence for the last three god forsaken weeks. Let me change that a bit, Pinnacle Studio 10 has been the bane of my existence for the last three weeks. The movie has been scrapped and rebuilt about 7 times before I finally got it saved. I almost regret having a legit copy of Studio 10....but the USB Dazzle video capture is just too damn cool for when I need to bring the old 3DO out for some Gamescrapping. Outside of movies that the hardware captures, Studio 10 can suck cocks in hell. Anyways, back to 7 Sins. For a game that wore its "Adults Only 18+" rating like that nerd in high school wore his "Proud to be an Eagle Scout" shirt, it turned out to be a piece of crap in a genre that is already saturated in it. Euro-trashy people dressed in tighty whities yiffing each other like a couple of plushies, having to deal with a fat bald guy with a food fetish, or getting waaaaay too friendly with another fat bald guy in a restaurant cooler was just too much. I thought the reason for playing an adult game was to see some rendered virtual goods on good looking virtual women? Like I stated in the article, this is just a crappy asshole simulator with a bunch of lame mini games. Check it out, y'all (http://gamescrap.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=43&Itemid=26) Title: Re: 7 Sins: Adults Only action without the money shot Post by: Ace Loses To King on October 09, 2007, 02:56:23 AM Is it bad that I actually want to play that?
Title: Re: 7 Sins: Adults Only action without the money shot Post by: Dr. Swank on October 09, 2007, 11:56:54 PM Is it bad that I actually want to play that? I suppose it comes down to how desperate you are to look at some boobies that look like they have the consistency of a half-deflated waterbed. Title: Re: 7 Sins: Adults Only action without the money shot Post by: Ace Loses To King on October 24, 2007, 10:42:09 AM Is it bad that I actually want to play that? I suppose it comes down to how desperate you are to look at some boobies that look like they have the consistency of a half-deflated waterbed. Really, really desperate. I've already pre-ordered a copy. Title: Re: 7 Sins: Adults Only action without the money shot Post by: Dr. Swank on October 30, 2007, 02:07:56 PM ;)...why am I not surprised?
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