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Ninjabread Man

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Ninjabread Man is a horrible platforming game for the Wii. Four enemies, four levels, and one whole hour of gameplay can't even justify its bargain bin price tag.

Who's at fault: Data Design International, Conspiracy Entertainment
Released: 2005, 2007
Platform: PS2, Wii 

 

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  • Total Recall

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    Arnold smuggling melons under his shirt, midgets in pink jumpsuits, awful gameplay, and an obstacle consisting of people punching you through glory holes in a fence. I sincerely have pity for anyone who paid full price for this game eighteen years ago.

    Who's at fault: Interplay, Acclaim 
    Released: 1990
    Platform: NES

     

  • ET: The Extra Terrestrial

    et.jpgET was so horrible, it not only killed the most powerful game company at the time, but killed the entire video game industry altogether.

    Who's at fault: Atari, Warner Bros. Interactive
    Released: 1982
    Platform: Atari 2600

  • Acclaim's Marketing Geniuses (2002-2005)

    gravestone256.jpgNaming kids Turok, spray painting pigeons, gravestones with ads, and billboards that drip blood. You may think this sounds unreal, but the geniuses at Acclaim Entertainment actually considered these for advertising. Worse than that, people actually played along.

    Who's at fault: Acclaim Entertainment
    Released: 2003-2005
    Platform: Anything they could think of.

  • High School Musical: Makin' the Cut! (2007)
    hsm_front.jpg Boring mini-games, butt-ugly visuals, and music that reaches levels of creepiness that only Enya can dream of.

    Who's at fault: Disney Interactive
    Released: 2007
    Platform: Nintendo DS

  • 7 Sins (2005)

    7sins_front.jpgHave you ever wanted to play a crappy Sims clone where you play the part of the most unlikeable guy ever? What about playing an adult game that would only succeed in making an Iranian blush? 7 Sins aspires to be all of that.

    Who's at fault: Digital Jesters, Monte Cristo
    Released: 2005
    Platform: PC, PS2
     

  • Escape from Bug Island! (2007)

    bugisland_front.jpgEscape from Bug Island manages to set the Survival Horror genre back about ten years with back-assward conrols, ugly visuals, and fog, fog, fog.

    Who's At Fault: Spike, Eidos
    Released: 2007
    Platform: Wii

  • BC Racers (1993)
    BC_Racers.jpgRacing mayhem...at ten frames per second.

    Who's At Fault: Goldstar, Core Design
    Released: 1993
    Platform: 3DO 
     
     
     
     
  • Kabuki Warriors (2001)
    kabuki_warriors_front.jpgAny fan of either Kabuki Theater or fighting games should consider Kabuki Warriors a bastardization of the art.

    Who's At Fault: Crave Entertainment, Genki
    Released: 2001
    Platform: Xbox
     
     
     
  • Tattoo Assassins (1995)
    tatass_front.jpgRight after being sued by Capcom for ripping off Street Fighter II, Data East got to work on Tattoo Assassins, a game aimed at ripping off Mortal Kombat II. Luckily, this story has a happier ending.

    Who's At Fault: Data East
    Released: 1995 Tentatively
    Platform: Arcade
     
  • Gore Galore (1995)
    goregalore_front.jpgFinding its way into release via shareware BBS CDs, Gore Galore was neither gory nor was it any good. Touting itself as a splatterfest, it mainly came off as a low-rent Wolfenstein clone. Oh, and it had a poo gun too.

    Who's at fault: Jester Software
    Platform: PC
    Released: 1995
     
     
  • Deadly Towers (1986)
    deadly_towers_front.jpgVying to take down The Legend of Zelda as the best action/adventure game on the NES, Deadly Towers is much less a game than a lesson in futility.

    Who's at fault: Lenar, Brøderbund Software
    Platform: NES
    Released: 1986
     
     
  • Pac-Man (Atari 2600)
    pacman_box.jpgOne of two games that not only helped to kill a company, but crashed an industry. Pac-Man, after a ton of hype, released to home consoles and epitomized the term "disappointing".

    Who's at fault: Atari, Namco
    Platform: Atari 2600
    Released: 1982

     
  • Sword of Sodan
    sodan_box.jpgMarketed as an edgy, violent, and bloody title, Sword of Sodan shows that gallons of blood and swords don't necessarily make a good game.

    Who's at fault: Innerprise Software, Electronic Arts
    Platform: Sega Genesis
    Released: 1990 
     
     
  • Nintendo Gamepack Trading Cards

    Nintendo GamepacksWhat happens when the merchandising geniuses at Nintendo of America team up with the Topps trading cards company? Pure. Unadulterated. Crap.

    Who's at fault: Nintendo of America, The Topps Company
    Platform: Trading Cards
    Released: 1989-1990

  • Big Rigs Over the Road Racing (2003)

    Big Rigs

    Infamous for being  just about the worst game ever made, Big Rigs Over the  Road Racing has to truely be seen to be believed. If there were ever one title that truely defined the definition of this site, this is it.

    Who's at fault: Stellar Stone LLC, GameMill
    Platform: PC
    Released: 11/20/2003

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