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Written by Dr. Swank   
Monday, October 22 2007

scatprofile.jpgIf you're like me and you just can't get enough bad games, lame dialog, or general wackiness, then Gamescrap.tv will be right up your alley. Not only is it your own personal YouTube for all things Gamescrap, but it'll also feature even more gameplay videos and lame attempts at humor that just couldn't fit their way into the main site. Think of it as a "Special Features" or "Deleted Scenes" portion of the site. Think of it as a gift from us to you, our brothers and sisters with a sadistic love for bad games. Check it!

 
7 Sins
Written by Dr. Swank   
Friday, October 05 2007
7sins_front.jpgWhile the adult movie industry is the most gosh darn money-makin-est industry out there, adult themes have had some rocky transitions to other mediums, namely video games. It seems that anytime an adult game is unleashed on the PC or a console, the experience is never, eeeeeeeever good. Things will either end up in one of two ways: the game is shallow as hell and gets boring within the first thirty minutes, or worse, you’re faced with digging through hours of juvenile humor just to catch a glimpse of some blurry 3D polygonal boob. In the end, it becomes pretty damn clear that while these games are rated “Adults Only”, it’s apparent that you’d have to be either twelve years old or some sort of virgin Renaissance Fair worker to get any kind of enjoyment out of them. This week’s game manages somehow to do both without the huge payoff in return. Allow me introduce you, fair reader, to “7 Sins”.
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High School Musical: Makin' the Cut!
Written by Eli Swank   
Friday, October 05 2007

hsm_front.jpgTo say that Disney Studios has sunk to a new low would be giving the company entirely too much credit. With an understanding that the Disney Corporation is dedicated to educating and warping the minds of today's children, their newest game "High School Musical: Makin' the Cut" is the biggest piece of shit launched under the guise of a game since the heyday of the 3DO. The DS is lacking in decent rhythm games, and despite "High School Musical's" half-assed attempts, the little hand-held that could remains in a world without them.

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Escape from Bug Island!
Written by Dr. Swank   
Sunday, September 09 2007

bugisland_front.jpgHorror movies are notorious for having idiotic, yet maniacal killers and even more idiotic protagonists for them to slash at. Of course, there always has to be one person who ends up being less of an idiot or can just run faster than the rest. The same can pretty much be said for the survival horror genre, and the clueless kids from Escape from Bug Island have this dated stereotype in spades. To top it all, the game plays as if it has been sent from some maniacal madman from circa 1997 and looks just about as good to boot. For everything that Resident Evil 4 did to breathe new life into the genre, Escape from Bug Island most assuredly knocks the goddamn wind out of it.

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BC Racers
Written by Dr. Swank   
Thursday, August 23 2007
BC_Racers.jpgHave you ever thought about how life on this planet began? Whether your beliefs lie in Creationism, Darwinism, or any other “ism” for that matter, it can’t be any worse than what Core design envisioned the dawn of humankind to be. While your mind may wander to our primitive ancestors as lovable characters such as the Flintstones or those hilariously dry cavemen from those Geico commercials, BC Racers will most assuredly taint those visions. The end result turns out to be something uglier and muddier looking than the primordial soup from which they crawled.
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