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Action 52 #8: Jupiter Scope

Shooting meteors with NO consequences? Sign me up.

It's Space Invaders with one enemy and zero consequences. Raise your hand if you love repetition!

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Action 52 #7: Crytical Bypass

Have you ever seen so much black and white in your life?

Active Enterprises assures us this control scheme is intuitive!

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<< Rerun: Ninjabread Man!

Gamescrap's Holiday Update 2007 Flashback

Christmas was never this frustrating...or ugly for that matter.

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Action 52 #6: Silver Sword

It's like Zelda with down syndrome.

Set off on an adventure as the toughest warrior to ever don gray pajamas in this abortion of a Zelda clone.

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Blog: Five guilty gaming habits of this year...

Dr. Swank proves he's not a gaming snob.

Five of my guiltiest gaming habits of the year. Throwing tomatoes provided.

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Action 52 #5: Ooze

Active Enterpises couldn't pay anyone $104,000 to finish this game...literally.

Active Enterpises couldn't pay anyone $104,000 to finish this game...literally.

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Tattoo Assassins
tatass_front.jpgAlmost a year after being sued by Capcom over Fighter’s History, a game they claimed directly ripped off Street Fighter II in almost every way, the geniuses at Data East decided to take another shot at the fighting game market with Tattoo Assassins. Not ones to rest on their laurels and armed with a script penned by Bob Gale, who wrote ...
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Kabuki Warriors
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You’ve got to admit, it’s got to take balls to release a game based off of Japanese Kabuki Theater to a bunch of Americans who really have no idea what it is. If Crave and Genki thought Kabuki Warriors would usher in an era of hardcore Anime fan boys going gaga for Kabuki Theater, ...
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Escape from Bug Island!

bugisland_front.jpgHorror movies are notorious for having idiotic, yet maniacal killers and even more idiotic protagonists for them to slash at. Of course, there always has to be one person who ends up being less of an idiot or can just run faster than the rest. The same can pretty much be said for the survival horror genre, ...

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Sword of Sodan
sodan_box.jpgAs the old saying goes, you can’t polish a turd, but once in a while, someone makes a valiant attempt at it. While many a gamer may despise the underhanded tactics and franchise milking of EA, Sword of Sodan is proof that they’ve been churning out their fair share of garbage for years. Sword of Sodan proves that ...
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Tattoo Assassins (02.07.2007)
tatass_front.jpgAlmost a year after being sued by Capcom over Fighter’s History, a game they claimed directly ripped off Street Fighter II in almost every way, the geniuses at Data East decided to take another shot at the fighting game market with Tattoo Assassins. Not ones to rest on their laurels and armed with a script penned by Bob Gale, who wrote ...
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Deadly Towers (15.06.2007)
deadly_towers_front.jpg It’s fair to say that 1986 was a great year for the NES. The console was just starting to break sales records thanks in part to a little game called the Legend of Zelda, which was the breakout action/adventure game of the 8-bit generation. It was safe to say that Nintendo had the public hooked and the ...
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Kabuki Warriors (01.08.2007)
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You’ve got to admit, it’s got to take balls to release a game based off of Japanese Kabuki Theater to a bunch of Americans who really have no idea what it is. If Crave and Genki thought Kabuki Warriors would usher in an era of hardcore Anime fan boys going gaga for Kabuki Theater, ...
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7 Sins (05.10.2007)
7sins_front.jpg While the adult movie industry is the most gosh darn money-makin-est industry out there, adult themes have had some rocky transitions to other mediums, namely video games. It seems that anytime an adult game is unleashed on the PC or a console, the experience is never, eeeeeeeever good. Things will either end up in one of two ways: the game is shallow as ...
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Gore Galore (21.06.2007)
goregalore_front.jpgIf gaming innovation is what you crave, look no further than the independent developer. While larger game companies rarely venture off the beaten path and continue to give us the same kinds of games year in and year out, it’s the independent developers that are admired for bringing new, daring, and innovative ideas to the table. Look no further than ...
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Top 5 Features

Three games that are destined to fail... (13.08.2007)
napoleon1.jpgHave you ever read about a game and thought to yourself “who in their right mind thought this would be a great idea?!” While your average gamer may scoff at an atrocious game idea, it seems that game companies are making these dumb decisions every day. We’ve seen it in the past with ...
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Why Video Game Award Shows Suck (08.12.2007)

head.pngBefore I got my PHD in bad games, swankdom, and how to make a bad ass tater tot casserole, I was a young lad with a Vectrex and a NES. When I was growing up, I always wished that gaming, the hobby I loved and lived, would someday be taken seriously. Now here I am some twenty years ...

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2007: The Year in Shame (20.01.2008)

baby.pngIn a year that saw God of War II and Halo 3 become underdogs once year-end award time came around, you can honestly say that it was a great year for gaming. As the old cliché that I think I just made up goes, the bad always comes with the good. Seeing as its January 2008 now, it’s time to look back at some of the ...

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The Gamescrap Trade School Commercial Round-Up! Remix! (26.05.2008)

scat_g.pngGood evening everyone, I’m Natsume’s S.C.A.T, and I’ll be your host for the first annual Gamescrap Trade School Commercial Round-Up and Little Britches Rodeo. Ever since my S.C.A.T. team disbanded in 1991, it’s been hard for a lowly Cybernetic Attack Veteran such as myself to get into new lines of work. ...

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